They said being a vampire would be fun. Now I’m stuck for all eternity with a smaller than average penis. I’m developing wooden stake envy.
Author’s Note: This week’s Form and Genre Challenge was to write a story of 140 characters. It’s known as Twitfic and yes, it’s hard to write. I hope you got a chuckle out of this one.
Awesome, really made me laugh out loud 😛 Great use of the limited characters, and very nicely written
Bahahahahahahahahaha!Be careful what you wish for! I love it!
This made me laugh so hard my colleagues demanded to see it. Good stuff, Chris!
Fangs for the laugh. It’s not the size of the crucifix that matters, it’s how you hang it.
Adam B @revhappiness
Classic!! love to see you back poking fun at the things that REALLY need it!! made me laugh…
I’ve entered this fun challenge too.. http://annieevett.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/starved-fgc-2012-5.html
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Very very funny.
Closest one I saw that met the requirements of a beginning, middle, and end. And this part, while in the moment of the middle, tells us the beginning and gives us an insight (or a terror for) the end. Similar to some greek myths even. Well done!!!
Very funny! Love to see a humorous vampire story. This is a great one!
Definitely made me laugh. Who doesn’t love a groaner of a joke?