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My Darling Isabella,
Our captain, Christopher Columbus is a blithering idiot. In the time we have sailed I have not seen him make a single decision that could be even remotely construed as smart. How he convinced the royal court to fund this exploration is beyond my comprehension. I’m beginning to think my beloved Queen sent [...]

Hey it’s Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Wow, Earth Day. It seems like only yesterday it was Earth Day.

Yowza!  It sure has taken a ton of time to get our new site ready to launch.  Thanks for Holding on.  I say that like there are a thousands of people clamoring about wondering when TheDarkEagle.com will finally be ready.  Well, I’m going blind so give me a break for cryin’ out loud.
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